Joke Time: The Colonel and the Horse

I heard this joke this morning from Deo Macalma during his morning show with Ruth Abao, “Hataw” at DZRH. I find it very funny.

Isang sundalong coronel ang naassign sa isang kampo na nasa liblib na lugar. Sa kanyang paglilibot, nakita niya na may kabayo’ng nakatali sa likod ng barracks. Tinanong niya tungkol dito ang isang sundalo.

(One army colonel is stationed at a very remote camp. During his orientation tour, he saw a horse tied out behind the barracks. He asked one soldier about it.

 

Coronel: Bakit may kabayo dito?

(Colonel: Why is there a horse here?) 

 

Sundalo: Nasa liblib na lugar kasi tayo sir. Hindi maiiwasan na bilang lalaki, eh mamimiss natin ang mga asawa o girlfriend natin. Pag nagkataon, nandiyan ang kabayo para sa bagay na yan.

(Soldier: We are in a remote area sir. As men, we can’t control missing our wives or girlfriends. If that happens, the horse is there to serve that purpose.)

 

Coronel: Naintindihan ko yan.  Sige, ok lang sa akin.

(Colonel: I understand that. Fine with me then.) 

 

Pagkatapos ng tatlong buwan na pamamalagi sa loob ng kampo, hindi na matiis ng coronel ang “tawag ng laman” kaya pinatawag niya ang sundalo.

(After three months of staying inside the camp, the coronel can’t control his “sexual urge” any longer so he called for the soldier.)  

 

Coronel: DALHIN MO SA LOOB NG KWARTO KO ANG KABAYO NGAYON DIN!

(Colonel: BRING THE HORSE INSIDE MY ROOM RIGHT NOW!) 

 

Hinatid ng sundalo ang kabayo sa loob ng kwarto ng coronel at umalis. Pagkatapos ng ilang minuto, lumabas ng kwarto ang coronel habang isinasara pa ang zipper ng panatalon niya at mukhang kuntentung-kuntento. Tawa naman ng tawa ang sundalo ng ibinalik na ng coronel ang kabayo sa kanya.

(The soldier brought the horse inside the coronel’s room and left. After a few minutes, the coronel went out while still zipping his pants looking very contented. Meanwhile, the soldier is laughing uncontrollably when the coronel returned the horse to him.)

 

Coronel: Bakit ka tumatawa?

(Colonel: Why are you laughing?) 

 

Sundalo: Sir, ginagamit namin ang kabayo para sakyan kung gusto naming pumunta sa beerhouse sa bayan!

(Soldier: Sir, we use the horse if we want a ride to the beerhouse in town!)

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