Shaq Disses "Kobe Couldn’t Do Without Me" In His Freestyle Rap

June 25, 2008

You should watch this. It’s downright hilarious. Shaquille O’Neal never ceases to amuse his fans and annoy his haters. Shaq has apparently found pleasure in Kobe’s meltdown in the recently concluded NBA Finals.

 

 

This happened at a party for rapper Cory Gunz, Sunday night (June 22) in The Underground Village Club, New York City.

 

 

Here’s the lyrics:

 

 

 

Check it, you know how I be

 

Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me

 

Ya know how I be

 

Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me

 

 

 

I call myself big but I’m not as good as Biggie

 

call myself big cuz I live next to Diddy

 

excuse me, Diddy live next to me,

 

so in the hood dawg I feel like B-I-G

 

 

 

Cuz if Biggie was still here, he would be right there,

 

on star island in a mansion somewhere chillin

 

sitting on about half a billion,

 

cuz me and Gunz can buy sh** that’s half a billion

 

 

 

For real dawg now that’s B-I-G,

 

there aint nobody in the world do it bigger than me

 

that’s like a white boy trying to be more n**** than me

 

that’s like a homeless cat having more figures than me

 

 

 

That’s like Patrick Ewing having more rings than me

 

That’s like rappers having… cars (inaudible) things than me

 

That’s… like you saying to yourself you better than me

 

 

 

That’s like Kareem saying to himself he better than me

 

Now stop, think about that, it aint about that,

 

its about B-I-G AKA Shaq

 

Now that’s the difference between first and last place,

 

Chorus:

 

Kobe, N****, Tell me how my azz taste

 

Okay, Kobe, Tell me how my azz taste

 

Okay, Everybody, Kobe Tell me how my azz taste

 

I’m a horse, Kobe rat-ed me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced

 

He said Shaq gave a b**** a Mil,

 

I don’t do that cause my name Shaquille

 

I love em, I don’t leave em’ I got a vasectomy,

 

now I can’t breed them

 

Chorus:

 

Kobe How my azz taste

 

Everybody, Kobe how my azz taste

 

Yeah, you can’t do without me

 

Kobe, You can’t do without me (repeat 2 times)

 

Everybody, Kobe, Tell how my azz taste (Collective)

 

Yeah….

 

 

 

Some are not happy with this though. As a consequence, Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio will take away Shaq’s special deputy’s badge due to his use of racially derogatory words and other foul language.

 

Meanwhile, Shaq had already issued a statement saying “It was all done in fun…I’m totally cool with Kobe”.

 

 

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